This is happening

It was announced that Tom Delay, former House Majority Leader, will be among the contestants on Dancing with the Stars. CNN reports:

In recent seasons, "Dancing With the Stars" has given exposure to such unlikely dancers as "Cheers" and Pixar favorite John Ratzenberger, magician Penn Jillette and Oscar-winning octogenarian actress Cloris Leachman.
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is one of the more surprising names in the group.

But this year, the show is adding an even more unusual guest: A Hammer.

Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay -- known as "the Hammer" for his tough-minded tactics -- is among the contestants for the show's ninth edition, ABC announced Monday.

I expect big things from this man. Big big things. And I will lay them all out in this blog.

Luckily Dick Armey decided to quit, so the Hammer got this opportunity.